Wednesday, February 29, 2012

February 29th, National Fake Day


Since this day only comes around once every 4 years, and it is neglected by accountants many salaried employees must work for free.

I say gather together, stand up against the tyrant and draft the worlds first quarter annual national holiday, Fake Day.

On this day, business men can wear gangster clothes, rappers can wear suit and ties. Everyone should try at all costs to lie as much as possible.

For once we should praise the superficial because if we can get it out of systems at least once every four years, maybe there will be less in the world the rest of the time. Besides, Canada is always on the lookout for new holidays why not dis-employ one that already dosn't exist?

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