Reclusive DVP Groundhog PT. 2

The infamous DVP groundhog has become increasingly more brave since my last post (http://radinilya.blogspot.ca/2011/04/reclusive-dvp-groundhog.html).  I managed to snap a picture of him near the side of the road.

Moments after taking this picture, I began to wonder why he was so close to the road.  Was he trying to escape his lonesome fate, trapped between two perma-busy Toronto highways?  Was he becoming self aware of the greater world around him?  Was the melancholy leading him to a suicidal mission under the tracks of some drive-by vehicle?  Or was he simply scavenging remains of food some fat guy threw out of his window onto the side of the road?

Sure enough, the following week he was in the same place, lifeless.  

R.I.P Recluse. 

February 29th, National Fake Day

Since this day only comes around once every 4 years, and it is neglected by accountants many salaried employees must work for free.

I say gather together, stand up against the tyrant and draft the worlds first quarter annual national holiday, Fake Day.

On this day, business men can wear gangster clothes, rappers can wear suit and ties. Everyone should try at all costs to lie as much as possible.

For once we should praise the superficial because if we can get it out of systems at least once every four years, maybe there will be less in the world the rest of the time. Besides, Canada is always on the lookout for new holidays why not dis-employ one that already dosn't exist?

Modern Warplay

She tells me that she likes that i'm an asshole.

Further questioning reveals that it's not my being an asshole she likes, its the way I do it. Most men will put on a perfect facade, which will inevitably fall at some points in time. Those are the asshole moments nobody wants to see because it breaks an unspoken promise of a perfection we all though twe wanted.

In me she sees a consistent asshole, but when I do good, its for her, and her alone. That's why she likes that i'm an asshole.